"Where Is My Hat?" is a site
from John's Big Head by the Eccentric Outsider Artist, John D'Agostino, aka the John Dog

When I'm traveling round the world and I'm doing this and I'm trying that, and I'm trying to make some dough - and baby, baby, baby, when I see I'm on a losing streak, I can't get no hat-is-fak-shun. I can't get me no hat-is-fak-shun, a no, no, no, that's what I say, hey, hey, hey. I can't get no hat-is-fak-shun, but I do get some girly action.  Yo. Mick, where's my god damn hat, you big lipped monkey?

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The Church of the Only True God was created by the self-ordained minister and eccentric outsider artist, The Rev. John Dog one night on the way to a concert in Istanbul. Like many of those chosen to serve the Lord the calling came unexpectedly. Walking along the sidewalk to the Blues Festival John dodged many mounds of dog feces lying everywhere. He was off in a tance composing a piece of outsider art in his head when a momentary lack of attention brought his foot down in a pile. Later that night eccentric outsider artist John Dog while home sleeping in bed an angel appeared and revealed the secret of this sign. God is omni-present as the dog droppings are omni-present, the bright light of this truth shone forth and awakened me. The next morning the Rev. John Dog quit his job, started painting outsider art signs and began spreading the word about the greatness of The Super Holy IT or S.H.IT for short. Join the group and visit http://www.theonlytruegod.johnsbighead.com

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